Tuesday 14 July 2009

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away!

Ok, I'm still hunting for medical proof of this, but apparently some people have found it.

Why can't we have school programs like this one in the Middle East and the Arab World? According to this campaign, students have the right to an enjoyable sex life and are told that regular intercourse can be good for their cardiovascular health.

Here are 10 suggestions I have for the schools that are going to publicize this campaign:

1) Start giving out free condoms at the start of every scholastic year
2) Ensure that the schools are properly equipped with private copulation suites for the students to ensure they get their dosage of sex
3) For those who are shy, or less likely to score on their own, schools should offer mating and blind dating programs
4) Schools in the district should start planning for plenty of maternity leaves for students and home schooling facilities for pregnant school girls
5) Sell condoms and of course sex toys at the school shop next to the cafeteria
6) Make inter-class breaks slightly longer to ensure that it's not just a sex life their students have, but that it's an enjoyable one. The last thing we want is to promote premature ejaculation and quickies!!!!
7) School clinics need to be bigger now to ensure that apart from a school nurse and GP, all schools now have a gynecologist in house!
8) Elective courses in schools to include Kamasutra
9) Creative Sexwork to be given as part of students' homework with close supervision from guidance counselors
10) Students who have sex less than twice a week are sentenced to co-ed detention to increase their chances!

LINK TO STORY from TIMES



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