Wednesday 15 July 2009

Who Built The Pyramids!

For hundreds, if not thousands, of years the world has wondered how the Great Pyramids of Giza were built.

What technology was used? What people had this strength and patience? Was it Aliens that built them?

I have a breakthrough. I have discovered a rare breed of Egyptians that may be linked to the ancient Egyptians who built the pyramids...


Egyptian "Hulk" Claims God Gave Him Strength of 30,000 Men, 260 Horsepower

Tuesday 14 July 2009

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away!

Ok, I'm still hunting for medical proof of this, but apparently some people have found it.

Why can't we have school programs like this one in the Middle East and the Arab World? According to this campaign, students have the right to an enjoyable sex life and are told that regular intercourse can be good for their cardiovascular health.

Here are 10 suggestions I have for the schools that are going to publicize this campaign:

1) Start giving out free condoms at the start of every scholastic year
2) Ensure that the schools are properly equipped with private copulation suites for the students to ensure they get their dosage of sex
3) For those who are shy, or less likely to score on their own, schools should offer mating and blind dating programs
4) Schools in the district should start planning for plenty of maternity leaves for students and home schooling facilities for pregnant school girls
5) Sell condoms and of course sex toys at the school shop next to the cafeteria
6) Make inter-class breaks slightly longer to ensure that it's not just a sex life their students have, but that it's an enjoyable one. The last thing we want is to promote premature ejaculation and quickies!!!!
7) School clinics need to be bigger now to ensure that apart from a school nurse and GP, all schools now have a gynecologist in house!
8) Elective courses in schools to include Kamasutra
9) Creative Sexwork to be given as part of students' homework with close supervision from guidance counselors
10) Students who have sex less than twice a week are sentenced to co-ed detention to increase their chances!

LINK TO STORY from TIMES



Sentenced to 40 Whips?

A Sudanese Journalist, Ms. Lobna Ahmed Hussein has been sentenced to 40 whips. Now while this is unfortunately not uncommon in the Arab world, there are rules and guidelines for this kind of barbaric punishment, which, generally includes public intoxication, public display of affection, illicit relations and indecent exposure and behavior.

While I do not condone any of these sentences or their reasons, seeing as most of the above is not offensive to me personally, I understand societies being offended by this behavior. So naturally my curiosity arose when I heard about this, and felt like I needed to know why she got this harsh sentence which drove her to sending out 500 invitations to prominent journalists in her country and the region saying that no one will believe she was whipped for this unless they see it themselves.



Can someone with better eyesight, or a vision that has been less affected by alcohol, than me please take a close look at this picture and tell me what's indecent about it (save for the hideous color which if I were to classify I'd call diarrhea green - but even that's not grounds for 40 whips!!!)....

Spread the word...the world needs to know about these things! Click HERE for full story...


Saturday 11 July 2009

Indian Thriller with English Lyrics - HILARIOUS

There's not much I can say about this.... I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!



Thursday 9 July 2009

Exciting News

Possibly the most exciting news anyone remotely connected to technology from near or far has heard in a long time is Google's recently announced intentions to end Microsoft's dominance in the world of Operating Systems. Despite the existence of other platforms and OS's, Microsoft's windows remains the world's #1 operating system. It's also the world's #1 cause for headache, heartache, heart burn, high blood pressure, and several other stress related diseases!

To find out more, read here.



Tuesday 7 July 2009

Das ist nicht hinnehmbar!

Hoping that someone who understands that statement reads this blog!

Here's the story

I write as someone who has spent a good chunk of my years, and still am,  working to promote cultural understanding and awareness. Through all those years one of the countries that has always lead the way in this work is Germany. Is that all a delusion?

I know that one bad example doesn't mean that the entire population is like that, and I know better than to generalize, so I'm not going to. I have a lot of German friends who are not racist nor are they intolerant in any way shape or form. They are probably as upset about this as I am, if not more because it mars their images!

Instead I'm going to talk about the fact that this did not happen on the streets of Leipzig or in an alley somewhere in Berlin. This happened INSIDE A COURTROOM. And when the well trained police officer fired his bullet, he hit the woman's husband instead of the murderer!



I am angry. I am frustrated. Her 3 Year old son was watching. What will become of him? If he's not very well taken care of he has one of two ways to go. Either the vengeful extremist or the veil hating rebel.

Having been chased by skin heads in Leipzig myself before I know the fear. But I survived. She did not. She is gone and through no fault of her own. Racism and Extremism are self destructive. It's a vicious cycle. This man would have had no reason to be this angry at her just because she's veiled if he did not see this extremism as a destructive force.

1) Blame the Extremists for the reputation they have given anyone with an Arab or Muslim tag
2) Blame the media for their poor treatment of these issues, helping build this hatred. This man may have never interacted with any Arabs before. All he knows is September 11 and other such examples.

What next? What's gonna happen in Germany? How will the global community react?



Wednesday 1 July 2009

Arabian Knightz

I have recently gotten addicted to YouTube (as many people have) and have gone into the habit of random browsing for funky videos, funny clips or good music. Occasionally I'll stumble upon something worth mentioning and bringing to the light. When that happens, I shall be sharing it with the blogsphere on my humble page! Hope people enjoy this as much as I did.....