Urgently wanted! Camel for Paris Hilton.
Of all the things she wants to do while she's in Dubai the two she wants to do most is learn Arabic and ride a camel, the latter, according to maktoob.com is something she's been wanting to do for a while!
So, if any of you see camel, know a camel or wish to be a camel for a day (preferably with two "humps" so as not to dislodge the skinny creature off the top, although these don't exist in Dubai) please let us know so we can make a little girl's dream come true.
Also taking applications and CV's here for Arabic teachers willing to endure 3 weeks of utter stupidity in a time wasting mundane effort to teach Paris how to say "Shukran, Salamu Aleikum and Sharmouta" among other words. Please email your CVs to:
imaflamingidiotwhowantstobangparishiltonbyteachingherarabic@parishiltonismynewbff.com
Don't forget to charge your video cameras!
Of all the things she wants to do while she's in Dubai the two she wants to do most is learn Arabic and ride a camel, the latter, according to maktoob.com is something she's been wanting to do for a while!
So, if any of you see camel, know a camel or wish to be a camel for a day (preferably with two "humps" so as not to dislodge the skinny creature off the top, although these don't exist in Dubai) please let us know so we can make a little girl's dream come true.
Also taking applications and CV's here for Arabic teachers willing to endure 3 weeks of utter stupidity in a time wasting mundane effort to teach Paris how to say "Shukran, Salamu Aleikum and Sharmouta" among other words. Please email your CVs to:
imaflamingidiotwhowantstobangparishiltonbyteachingherarabic@parishiltonismynewbff.com
Don't forget to charge your video cameras!
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